GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

AHHHH!!! Heidi Klum flopped so hard that it felt like a hate crime! This episode is mostly about the biggest night in Hollywood: The Oscars. Who won, who lost, and who looked like a dirty dish rag. Spoiler alert! Heidi Klum had a devastating fashion faux pas that I go on about for almost 20 minutes. Beyond all the Oscar discourse, I also talk about other important topics, such as Nicole Kidman's orgasmic appreciation for Tweety bird. Lastly, I have to complain about Chappell Roan and her recent Karen-esque behavior in Paris. Listen now! <3

Timothée Chalamet says no one cares about ballet and opera!!! Apparently, such comments will get you an internet beating and the potential loss of an Oscar. Aside from those harsh comments, Daryl Hannah was upset by the harsh portrayal of herself on Ryan Murphy's Love Story and has taken to the New York Times to air her grievances. If someone called me a cokewh0re, and I had never done coke, I'd correct them too! Moving on from that drama, I explain why the movie Slanted (2025) is a flop, despite it having some winning jokes throughout. Turns out, a film about a Chinese girl transforming into a Caucasian prom queen slut was not the masterpiece I had hoped for. To end the pod on a sad note, I tell you all about Christina Applegate's new memoir, You with the Sad Eyes. Apparently, our favorite hot, blonde, funny girl has been through a hell of a lot more than just MS in the decades we've been watching her on screen. Listen now! <3

Trying out something new out this episode - my CLONE will be hosting!!! JK, I do not have a clone, or at least not yet! Firstly, I of course have to address the latest internet conspiracy surrounding Jim Carrey. Can't a guy just get a chemical peel and some filler without being berated with clone accusations?! I mean, c'mon. After that, I take a long time explaining why Scream 7 (2026) is the worst film of the franchise. A POS, if you will. Then, sadly, I have to touch on Britney Spears' latest run-in with the law. We will always be rooting for her like how Tyra was rooting for Tiffany (except fr we are)!!! Then I very briefly talk about the SAG awar- err I mean the "Actor awards", before I finish everything off with my take on Demna's latest collection for Gucci. Listen now! <3

Did anyone die this past week?! Thankfully, no. HOWEVER, Benny Blanco did fart and put his dirty feet on the couch. An abomination that viewers were recently subjected to. Aside from that travesty, viewers have also been tuning into Love Story - the 1000th Ryan Murphy show to drop in the past year. Love Story is very true to the chic, minimalist aesthetics of its two leads, although the real star of the show is Dree Hemingway's portrayal of Daryl Hannah. If we didn't know better, one might assume that this story ends up looking like an episode of Snapped! Next, I have to discuss my newfound appreciation for Hilary Duff and her disregard for PR trained responses. The Duff told us everything we wanted to hear on her recent episode of Call Her Daddy. Yes, Hilary, keep spilling the tea! Finally, I have more to say about Tyra banks and ANTM. This woman and her [hot] ice cream cannot be stopped! Listen now <3

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WHOOPSIE DAISY YOO-HOO! That lyric hit me like a freight train. You know what else did? Both the new, groundbreaking adaptation of Wuthering Heights (2026) AND the new America's Next Top Model documentary on Netflix. This past week has been a significant one for any of the coquette girlies that might be on an SSRI. This episode, I of course do a deep dive on all of these new, significant pieces of artistic content. Lana sticking her head in an oven in the music video for her new single "White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter" is definitely something I was not expecting. That said, it is something I deeply resonated with. Wuthering Heights (2026) might be getting panned by critics, but I'll tell you exactly why this film is a masterpiece! Finally, Tyra Banks' absurdity has reached new heights when she takes no accountability for the problematic moments of ANTM, however, did we really expect her to? I cover it all. Listen now! <3