GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

Bieber slayed at Coachella!!! Just kidding, it kinda sucked. But you know who didn't suck? ADDISON RAE. Listen to me go deep on all of the highlights from Coachella weekend one. After that, I can't contain my excitement for the recently announced Martha Stewart biopic starring Cate Blanchett in the titular role. Also, did you know Cate Blanchett hates leaf blowers? Next up, I have to address the internet feud regarding Alex/Alix who look eerily alike, but apparently hate each other. Guess what? We still don't know why! Finally, I get into the Laguna Beach twenty year reunion. TWENTY F**KING YEARS. God, I'm old. Listen now! <3

Long episode! What can I say, I just love to talk about drama. Specifically, The Drama (2026) is a film I have a lot to say about. Would you call off a wedding after learning your soon-to-be spouse almost committed an unforgivable act of terror? Well, this film teaches us is that maybe you should. After that mess, I get into the unexpected and polarizing career pivot for Kylie Jenner's hard seltzer brand, Sprinter. Booze is out, you say? Well then, have a sip of my new wellness water! Next, I dive into my all time favorite show, Love on the Spectrum. Where can I purchase any of Madison's craft jewelry?! Lastly, I talk about the harrowing new Netflix doc series, Trust Me: The False Prophet. Not only do these women need to break free from their abuser, but they also need to break free from these unsightly hairdos! Listen now <3

BIMBOFICATION! The new kink that's sweeping the internet thanks to republican husband, Bryon Noem! Yes, I am sure to break down this saucy, bizarre scandal in granular detail this episode. Honestly though, I hope Bryon owns his sexual oddities and starts an onlyfans to monetize! Become a full Barbie icon, my guy. After that, I switch topics completely and talk about my new favorite surface level (but stunning) documentary by Sofia Coppola about her gay bestie Marc Jacobs. Little me was obsessed with all things Marc, so to see these two on screen talking about Liza Minelli and Bob Fosse really makes me wanna throw on my sequin romper! After all that jazz, I discuss the new album of the summer, WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA by Slayyyter. We love to see a niche internet girlie have a come up. Also, justice for Brittany Murphy! Listen now <3

Ladies! If you are going to throw a metal bar stool at your man... be damn sure that he is not recording you! This week starts off with a bang as I dive into the entirety of scandal surrounding the very abrupt cancellation of the new season of The Bachelorette. Will Bachelor Nation survive after this?! After that mess, I get into the very anticipated new season of The Comeback. Valerie Cherish feels like part of my soul at this point, so a deep dive episode on all three seasons might be necessary! After that, I discuss the new horror sequel, Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026). Was it great? Not really. Although, it is thrilling to see Sarah Michelle Gellar slay gold diggers instead of vampires! Finally, I talk about the incredible "Hannahversary" in which Miley Cyrus pays tribute to the icon Hannah Montana for the 20th anniversary of the show.

P.S. There's more Chappell Roan drama! Listen now <3

AHHHH!!! Heidi Klum flopped so hard that it felt like a hate crime! This episode is mostly about the biggest night in Hollywood: The Oscars. Who won, who lost, and who looked like a dirty dish rag. Spoiler alert! Heidi Klum had a devastating fashion faux pas that I go on about for almost 20 minutes. Beyond all the Oscar discourse, I also talk about other important topics, such as Nicole Kidman's orgasmic appreciation for Tweety bird. Lastly, I have to complain about Chappell Roan and her recent Karen-esque behavior in Paris. Listen now! <3