Dedicating this episode to all the therapists and gays that heal us! This week is all about the VMAs and psychotic moms. However, before all that I pay my respects to the late Giorgio Armani. Mr. Armani was an iconic (and insanely rich) figure in fashion that will live on for generations to come. After that I highlight my new favorite viral clip of two college footballers in a homoerotic embrace. If this is sports from now on, then maybe I will watch the Super Bowl! Then I discuss this years VMAs which was basically the Sabrina Carpenter variety hour. Next up is my new favorite Netflix documentary, Unknown Number: The High School Catfish. This b!tch, Kendra, sure does know how to drag out an elaborate cyberstalking! Finally, I touch on the titillating new teaser trailer for Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Heights. So good!!! Listen now <3
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MOVIE NIGHT: JENNIFER'S BODY & ELECTION (feat. Tino Gonzalez-Kakouris)
Does it smell like Thai food in here? No. I've just been having an unlawful affair with my history teacher. Just kidding! This episode I'm shaking things up and I've brought a guest on to discuss two very important films. Me and fellow gay cinephile, Tino (IG: @tinogk), explore every corner of both Jennifer's Body (2009) and Election (1999). Two films that on the surface may seem dissimilar, but actually have quite a lot in common. They're both far-reaching, dark comedies about unhinged high school girls that also take place in dumpy midwestern towns. Turns out, this happens to be both Tino and I's favorite genre of cinema! We discuss everything from queer parallels, dick piercings, and our shared hatred for texting on screen. Listen now! <3
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SABRINA CARPENTER, PLUS SIZE PARK HOPPERS, JUSSIE SMOLLETT, VOGUE
Hey, you! I just want you to come inside, but never enter through the back door... Or whatever Sabrina said. This week's episode is all about an@l s€x!!! Just kidding. Not totally, though. I discuss Sabrina Carpenter and her amazing, new, höerny album called Man's Best Friend. This girl loves a suggestive innuendo! Before I get into all that I bring up my new internet obsession, Plus Size Park Hoppers. Need any Disney tips and tricks? These ladies have got you covered. They'll tell you what's up while they sits, fits and laugh their way to the bank/churro stand. Then I deep dive into the new Jussie Smollett documentary on Netflix: The Truth about Jussie Smollett? ... We have a serious little liar girl on our hands. Jussie takes the term "deny till you die" to a whole new level! Next I give an update on Vogue and their new head of editorial content, Chloe Malle. AKA the daughter of icon and Sex and the City alum, Candice Bergen! We can't wait to see what impact she has on the magazine. Lastly, I share a personally embarrassing story for this week's EPCOT (Existential Pain, Crying, Oversharing, Trauma) segment. Listen now! <3
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JAMIE LEE CURTIS, LIL NAS X, TAYLOR SWIFT, GWYNETH BIOGRAPHY
And just like that... I kept complaining about And Just Like That... Part two! In this part deux I continue to overanalyze this historic show in granular detail. Specifically, I fixate on the questionable writing and LTW's wicker ball necklace. I conclude the episode with a breakdown that what happened in the very shocking series finale. Guys, did you know that Epcot's parents were Disney freaks? Also, he's severely lactose intolerant, but hey, it's Thanksgiving, so pass the triple cream brie! Listen now <3
Girlblogger: The Podcast is created and hosted by Brett Collins. Broadcasted for any tumblr obsessed, self-proclaimed internet junkie that loves all things pop culture. This podcast will review shows, movies, fashion, celebrities, and all things fabulous while collecting perspectives from both guests that pop in and the listeners that give feedback. All hot takes are welcome!