So, Brad Pitt farted! Does that make him any less hot? No it does not. After starting off the episode with that outstanding subject, I switch over into an even more shocking topic... Jojo Siwa's new cover of "Bette Davis Eyes". In a startling twist, I decide that I actually might like her version of the song. Perhaps the summer heat is damaging my perception. Then I recap Jennette McCurdy's seminal memoir, I'm Glad My Mom Died, and the new series based on the material that Jennifer Aniston will star in. After that, I touch on a more glamorous mother by discussing Mariska Hargitay's new documentary My Mom Jayne (2025), and all the astonishing details about Jayne Mansfield's life, children and infidelities. Lastly, I complain about the sixth episode of everyone's favorite hate watch, And Just Like That... Listen now! <3
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ANNA WINTOUR, LAUREN SÁNCHEZ, M3GAN 2.0, AJLT EP 5
The Queen has stepped down!!! Well, kind of. This episode I talk about Anna Wintour's shocking (not so shocking) title change within the world of Vogue. Then I dig into the much discussed wedding of those two rich people that tied the knot in Venice. I can't remember their names? All I know is that one is rich and one has huge gazongas. Then I critique the much anticipated sequel, M3GAN 2.0, and all of it's action-packed campiness. Sabrina Carpenter has yet another album cover to freak out over, and lastly, I have to pontificate on our favorite show to hate watch, And Just Like That... Listen now! <3
What a sh!t storm... literally. After I delve into Katy Perry's latest life hiccup (her split with Orlando Bloom) I discuss the most horrifying topic I've ever spoken about on Girlblogger... The Poop Cruise. This is a story about a bunch of sweaty people trapped on a boat where nothing worked so they had to resort to defecating in plastic biohazard bags. Yes, it is as awful as it sounds. Then I switch into breaking down what is so wrong with the way Ryan Murphy and his costumers are dressing the actress who will be portraying Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy in an upcoming show. Lastly, I begrudgingly pick apart the latest episode of And Just Like That... Gosh this show is testing me. Listen Now! <3
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JUSTIN BIEBER, SJP X CHD, SABRINA CARPENTER, AJLT EP 3
And just like that... Justin Bieber posted something cryptic on Instagram again. This episode I touch on our boy Justin's recent social media presence, and I couldn't help but wonder if I too might have a public menty b. Then I get into Sarah Jessica Parker's appearance on Call Her Daddy in which I am most appalled by the fact that SJP has seven f**king siblings. I pick apart Sabrina's new scandalous album cover, and I am also here to tell you that the new film, Materialists, sucks. Lastly, I of course recap the latest/bleakest episode of AJLT. Listen now! <3
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BLAKE LIVELY UPDATE, TITAN TRAGEDY, AJLT EP 2
Lawsuit dropped! Well, not really. The wild curveball in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni drama details how a New York Judge dismissed Justin's countersuit. I talk about everything going on with the legal drama between these psychos, as well as Blake's flop reference of Carrie Bradshaw's style. Speaking of Carrie, I also scream about the super bummer-summer second episode of AJLT. This show really sucks! But before that, I get into my favorite recent scandal that involves a narcissistic leader - Titan: The OceanGate submersible disaster. Listen now! <3
Girlblogger: The Podcast is a new show created and hosted by Brett Collins. Broadcasted for any tumblr obsessed, self-proclaimed femcel that loves all things glam and pop culture. This podcast will review shows, movies, fashion, celebrities, and all things fabulous while collecting perspectives from both guests that pop in and the listeners that give feedback. All hot takes and complaints are welcomed!