GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

BREAKING: Jussie Smollett and Karamo Brown are a couple. There hasn't been this iconic of a liar duo since Milli Vanilli! I start off this episode with an update on our girl, Daveigh Chase (it's not good), and then I swiftly dive into deep shit-talking about the new gay it couple that is Jussie and Karamo. Do we think they will commit to each other as fiercely as Jussie committed to his false narrative?! After that, I switch topics and give my review of Steven Spielberg's Disclosure Day (2026). I didn't hate it! In fact, I love the silly click noises Emily Blunt was able to do with her mouth, in addition to her compelling American accent. Next, I give my less positive review on Couture (2026) starring Angelina Jolie. The movie is sh!t, but hey, Angelina looks hotter than ever! Lastly, I have to highlight how Britney Spears' son's, Sean Preston and Jayden, are the fresh hot models of Paris fashion week! I'm hoping they are the new male nepo baby version of the Hadids. Listen now! <3

Helena Bonham Carter won't stop farting!!! Or at least that's what the internet is alleging. I start off this episode by getting into The White Lotus season 4 casting drama, and the bizarre details as to why Laura Dern has replaced Helena. After that, I discuss why male rhinoplasties can be a social misstep - as exemplified by that douchebag, Clavicular. Next up is Lizzo's new album that is performing poorly to say the least. By the way, did or did Lizzo not stick a banana up her pu$$y?! Please advise. Then I give an in depth analysis on the fascinating new bulimia centric film called Maddie's Secret (2025). It wasn't as funny as I had hoped, but John Early did deliver a performance that was almost too compelling. Lastly, Olivia Rodrigo is tearing a page out of Sarah McLachlan's book. No, she is not starring in sad charity commercials about dying animals, but instead she is creating her very own Lilith Fair. Olivia's festival will be called Daisy Chain Fields and it will be held in Irvine, CA come late August. See y'all there! Listen now <3

STORMAGANZA AHEAD!!! This week I talk about a lot of upsetting things, but my snarky attitude makes them palatable (I think?). Sadly, we have to pour one out for another child star gone too soon. Daveigh Chase, the beloved actress who scared the shit out of us in The Ring (2002) has passed away. I can't take all this heartbreak! Thankfully, to lighten things up, I discuss the new outrageous comedy film, Stop! That! Train! (2026), and let you all know that Delta Work is WRONG and this movie is amazing. Next up, I discuss why the latest Scary Movie (2026) installment is a bit disappointing. A damn shame! After that, I get into the most hair-raising documentary called Maternal Instinct (2026) that is all about a psychotic southern belle who lies incessantly and committed fetal abduction. She also shops at Torrid! After that, I touch on Gwyneth Paltrow's brutal faux pas and why she has earned the new nickname "Gwynocide". Lastly, I bring up the viral resurfacing of Tyra Banks' book, Modelland. Tyra will never let anyone tell her there's something she can't do! Listen now <3

I'm pretty sure I said the word "gay" at least 500 times this episode. Did you know it's pride month?! I kick off this week's episode with a surprising brand partnership between Tom Brady and new coconut water called "Good Nut". A lot of people think coco water already tastes like semen, so why not just call it like it is! After that, I detail my takeaways from the new horror movie, Backrooms (2026), and why its concept is so unsettling. Does anyone remember the hellish children's play center called "Leaps and Bounds"? It's a very triggering memory! Next, I remind everyone that the new Kylie Minogue 3-part documentary on Netflix is the perfect thing to put on during pride month. My favorite part of the doc is when Kylie exemplifies how to look your hottest at an ex's funeral! Lastly, to highlight gay art, I recommend a list of content everyone can either discover or revisit to honor the gays. Long live Judy Garland!!! Listen now <3

WHY DIDN'T LAURIE BECOME A POP STAR?! This deep dive episode is dedicated to everyone's favorite sleazy saga, Euphoria. While me and my bestie, Connor (@connorxbowman), would have liked to unpack Euphoria in its entirety, we only had enough breaths in us to focus on season 3. What a season it was! We talk about everything from the internet's hot takes, to Cassie's 50 foot woman tits, to Laurie's potential career endeavors had she not (spoiler!) hanged herself. She could've been the next Miss Rachel! Listen now <3