GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

Madonna is back! Well, actually she never went anywhere, but she's here to tell you she's creating a new persona. One that involves Sabrina Carpenter, evidently. Listen to me get into Coachella weekend 2 and the fabulous duet between these pop divas. I discuss everything from Madge's stolen corset, her new sequel album, and my hot take on her aversion to collaborating with women she feels threatened by. After that, I go off on Anne Hathaway's latest film, Mother Mary (2026), where she plays a sopping wet pop star. Sadly, the film did not live up to my high (gay) expectations. Lastly, I have to touch on the recent Practical Magic 2 (2026) trailer. Why on earth does every fantasy adjacent film these days need to look like some tech nerd produced it on discord?! Bring back good cinematography! Well, I guess I have a lot to b!tch about this episode... Listen now! <3

Hello hello hello! Have you ever willingly made a complete fool of yourself for the slim chance of television stardom? Well, if you have, then you have a lot in common with our modern messiah, Valerie Cherish! Oh yes, this week's episode is all about The Comeback and the show's legendary star. Join me and my bestie, Connor (@connorxbowman), as we discuss all of our favorite aspects of this incredible series, as well as break it down season by season. SPOILER ALERT: season 3 is the weakest, but we are hopeful it'll improve before it fully wraps. We cover everything from Val's beloved red locks, to how much we'd love to see her planted in an episode of Euphoria. God bless Lisa Kudrow. Listen now! <3

Bieber slayed at Coachella!!! Just kidding, it kinda sucked. But you know who didn't suck? ADDISON RAE. Listen to me go deep on all of the highlights from Coachella weekend one. After that, I can't contain my excitement for the recently announced Martha Stewart biopic starring Cate Blanchett in the titular role. Also, did you know Cate Blanchett hates leaf blowers? Next up, I have to address the internet feud regarding Alex/Alix who look eerily alike, but apparently hate each other. Guess what? We still don't know why! Finally, I get into the Laguna Beach twenty year reunion. TWENTY F**KING YEARS. God, I'm old. Listen now! <3

Long episode! What can I say, I just love to talk about drama. Specifically, The Drama (2026) is a film I have a lot to say about. Would you call off a wedding after learning your soon-to-be spouse almost committed an unforgivable act of terror? Well, this film teaches us is that maybe you should. After that mess, I get into the unexpected and polarizing career pivot for Kylie Jenner's hard seltzer brand, Sprinter. Booze is out, you say? Well then, have a sip of my new wellness water! Next, I dive into my all time favorite show, Love on the Spectrum. Where can I purchase any of Madison's craft jewelry?! Lastly, I talk about the harrowing new Netflix doc series, Trust Me: The False Prophet. Not only do these women need to break free from their abuser, but they also need to break free from these unsightly hairdos! Listen now <3

BIMBOFICATION! The new kink that's sweeping the internet thanks to republican husband, Bryon Noem! Yes, I am sure to break down this saucy, bizarre scandal in granular detail this episode. Honestly though, I hope Bryon owns his sexual oddities and starts an onlyfans to monetize! Become a full Barbie icon, my guy. After that, I switch topics completely and talk about my new favorite surface level (but stunning) documentary by Sofia Coppola about her gay bestie Marc Jacobs. Little me was obsessed with all things Marc, so to see these two on screen talking about Liza Minelli and Bob Fosse really makes me wanna throw on my sequin romper! After all that jazz, I discuss the new album of the summer, WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA by Slayyyter. We love to see a niche internet girlie have a come up. Also, justice for Brittany Murphy! Listen now <3