GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

Guess what?! More death. Yes, sadly this week we lost the feminist icon, Gloria Steinem. Believe it or not, she did WAY MORE than have a guest appearance on season 2, episode 4 of And Just Like That... As Che Diaz would say, she was always "stepping her pu$$y up". After that, I get to talking about the scandalous cancellation of John Galliano's Met museum exhibit. Will this man ever be able to redeem himself?! It appears not. However, he will always have a legacy of great gowns... beautiful gowns. Next, I talk about everyone's latest true crime obsession, Lindsay Clancy. This woman's life story is even worse than the story of Precious based on the novel Push by Sapphire! Also, the verdict of her case is yet to be unanimously decided. To lighten the mood, I then switch topics and talk about Miley Cyrus's new music video. She looks very good! Lastly, I talk about the new, unsettling film Buddy (2026) which brings any nightmares you had about Barney the dinosaur to life in horrifying detail. Listen now! <3

It's a sick, cruel, and unfair world... Dolly Parton has died. I spend a large portion of this episode paying my respects to the blonde, busty artist that she was, while also sharing all of her greatest and most generous accomplishments. Oh, but guess what?! More people died! I also discuss the loss of the beloved actor, Tim Curry. Be sure to pour SEVERAL drinks out for these cultural icons. Next, I switch things up by discussing how Addison Rae might in fact be God based on her recent Instagram caption. After that, I touch on AnnaLynne McCord's wedding and how she and her husband LITERALLY encouraged people to fund the ceremony through a website called "Honeyfund". How sick! Listen now <3

Hi! My name is Chanty Beluga! Did you know Gwyneth Paltrow is throwing a dinner in my honor at her Hamptons home? L-O-L ... Before I get into the lore of the new internet star named *Chanty Beluga*, we first must pay our respects to the late and great, Hayden Panettiere. Hayden is unfortunately one of several great child stars that has recently left us way too soon. After I share all of the details and theories surrounding Hayden's death, I get into the new vocal stim that is sweeping the nation... Chanty Beluga. Sometimes the world's greatest stars are just the kooky-named girl next door. Next, I talk about Lindsay Lohan's new beauty/skincare line while reminiscing about her past self-tanner, Sevin Nyne. Was I the only person that loved that sh!t? Also, I cant help but mention Kaia Gerber's recent story she shared about an exorcism being performed on her with a didgeridoo as a child. DA F**K?! In fashion news, Chanel ambassador Margaret Qualley recently wore the brand's dumbest pair of "shoes" ever. Google it. Lastly, I discuss the newest Practical Magic 2 (2026) trailer and how it gave me hope that the film would not be a complete train wreck. Listen now! <3

Oh no! Another Disney adult has taken their fanfic too far and practically assaulted the poor twink portraying Peter Pan at Disneyland last week! I kick off this episode by giving everyone the scoop on @babytoni99 and her disturbing fondness for waifish lost boys that live in Neverland. After that, I spill the tea on the urgent matters surrounding the potential Barbie sequel, and what I believe should happen if there's a follow up film. Barbie should have s€x! Next up, Brad Pitt is drinking again after seven years of sobriety and I support this. Would love to party with him now that he's back on the sauce! Then I dive into the new film, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026), and explain that while I love the movie, I may be annoyed with the film's director. Lastly, I go off about how boring and uninspired the latest Vogue cover is. I mean Kaia Gerber is hot, but wtf is this sh!t?! Listen now <3

James Haven is gay! "Who is that", you ask? Why, he's the brother of Angelina Jolie, who mouth kissed her on the red carpet back in 2000 at The Oscars. After congratulating James on his homosexuality, I then dive into the vary harrowing topic of Perez Hilton's gruesome mental breakdown on TikTok live. This might be the spookiest public meltdown of all time, so we wish that both Perez and his family can heal from this travesty. On a lighter note, Tate McRae made quite the deceptive sponcon video the other day. DID THE MAKEUP WIPE EVEN TOUCH HER FACE?! Next, I finally get to discussing not only Ariana Grande's new album, Petal, but also the public discourse surrounding her skinny body. We are rooting for you, Ari! Then I move on to talking about my new favorite Gregg Araki film, I Want Your Sex (2026). I suddenly want to have a dom/sub relationship with my kinky artist employer! Lastly, you get to hear my hot take on the announcement that the 2027 Met Gala theme will center around John Galliano. Listen now <3