GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

WHOOPSIE DAISY YOO-HOO! That lyric hit me like a freight train. You know what else did? Both the new, groundbreaking adaptation of Wuthering Heights (2026) AND the new America's Next Top Model documentary on Netflix. This past week has been a significant one for any of the coquette girlies that might be on an SSRI. This episode, I of course do a deep dive on all of these new, significant pieces of artistic content. Lana sticking her head in an oven in the music video for her new single "White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter" is definitely something I was not expecting. That said, it is something I deeply resonated with. Wuthering Heights (2026) might be getting panned by critics, but I'll tell you exactly why this film is a masterpiece! Finally, Tyra Banks' absurdity has reached new heights when she takes no accountability for the problematic moments of ANTM, however, did we really expect her to? I cover it all. Listen now! <3

BREAKING: Bad Bunny performed at the Super Bowl this year and did not speak English. Did you hear?! WILD. This episode I of course give my take on the [not so] scandalous scandal regarding this year’s Super Bowl halftime performance and all the hullabaloo that came with it. However, I first have to pay my respects to the great James Van Der Beek aka Dawson Leery who sadly passed away this week. Too much death in 2026! I also touch on the new 200 million dollar music deal Britney Spears made the other day. Did I mention I’ve slept with her manager? Then I of course have to talk about the new rom-dom film Pillion (2025) and how true love transcends kinky BDSM role play. Such a beautiful film. Listen now! <3

"I MUST EXPRESS MYSELF. IF YOU DON'T LET ME, I WILL GO INSANE AND I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME!!!" This, of course, is a slightly modified line from Beetlejuice (1988) spoken by the late Catherine O'Hara. Yes, unfortunately we have lost another icon. Everyone pay your respects to this fabulous diva by watching one of her many great works in both film and television. She deserves it! In other, slightly more uplifting news, the Grammys happened. Well... Addison did not win :( . At least we got to see Chappell Roan flashing her tits on the red carpet! She really ate up all those other hoes. Most importantly, I saw Charli XCX's new film The Moment (2026) and I can confidently tell you that this film IS, in fact, the moment. Also, how about the Kylie Jenner cameo?! She's definitely giving Kim a run for her money with the acting chops! Lastly, I try out a new podcast ending by establishing the "Girlblogger lesson learned of the week". Can you guess what I decided on for this episode? Listen now! <3

THE WORLD IS IN PERIL! Well, at least we have a woman on TikTok to entertain us with her bizarre eating habits. Through the dark times we must always find a bit of light to guide us forward, and for me, that light is a blonde english teacher named Courtney Cook. She eats soup dumplings, she drenches everything in mayo, and she reassures us that we're "not stressin'". After I gab about Courtney, I move on to a more disappointing topic. As suspected, Ryan Murphy's new show The Beauty is a flop. However, it was quite fun to see Bella Hadid drink out of a public toilet! Also, in case you didn't hear, Sydney Sweeney might be in legal trouble for vandalizing the Hollywood sign with bras from her new lingerie line, SYRN. I don't know about you, but I'm about as sick of Sydney's tits as I am of the weak water pressure in my off-price bidet. Lastly, I get into the new trailer that just dropped for the upcoming America's Next Top Model documentary on Netflix. Fingers crossed we get to see the full outrageousness of Tyra's crazy! Listen now <3

I DO NOT WANT TO RECONCILE WITH MY FAMILY!!! That's what I texted my family group chat after they criticized my Ambrosia salad on Christmas. Similarly, the son of our queen Victoria Beckham has also severed ties with his family. The majority of this episode is all about the current drama between Brooklyn Beckham and his fam. There's so much to cover! Like how his wife Nicola tried to unalive her nanny. After that drama, I move on to the gay spectacle happening with the cast of Queer Eye. Karamo really said "I HATE YOU ALL" and dipped. Lastly, I have to touch on the recently released text conversations between Blake Lively and Taylor Swift. Spoiler alert: they're not that interesting, but I do respect Taylor for being cvnty via text. Listen now! <3