GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

STORMAGANZA AHEAD!!! This week I talk about a lot of upsetting things, but my snarky attitude makes them palatable (I think?). Sadly, we have to pour one out for another child star gone too soon. Daveigh Chase, the beloved actress who scared the shit out of us in The Ring (2002) has passed away. I can't take all this heartbreak! Thankfully, to lighten things up, I discuss the new outrageous comedy film, Stop! That! Train! (2026), and let you all know that Delta Work is WRONG and this movie is amazing. Next up, I discuss why the latest Scary Movie (2026) installment is a bit disappointing. A damn shame! After that, I get into the most hair-raising documentary called Maternal Instinct (2026) that is all about a psychotic southern belle who lies incessantly and committed fetal abduction. She also shops at Torrid! After that, I touch on Gwyneth Paltrow's brutal faux pas and why she has earned the new nickname "Gwynocide". Lastly, I bring up the viral resurfacing of Tyra Banks' book, Modelland. Tyra will never let anyone tell her there's something she can't do! Listen now <3

I'm pretty sure I said the word "gay" at least 500 times this episode. Did you know it's pride month?! I kick off this week's episode with a surprising brand partnership between Tom Brady and new coconut water called "Good Nut". A lot of people think coco water already tastes like semen, so why not just call it like it is! After that, I detail my takeaways from the new horror movie, Backrooms (2026), and why its concept is so unsettling. Does anyone remember the hellish children's play center called "Leaps and Bounds"? It's a very triggering memory! Next, I remind everyone that the new Kylie Minogue 3-part documentary on Netflix is the perfect thing to put on during pride month. My favorite part of the doc is when Kylie exemplifies how to look your hottest at an ex's funeral! Lastly, to highlight gay art, I recommend a list of content everyone can either discover or revisit to honor the gays. Long live Judy Garland!!! Listen now <3

WHY DIDN'T LAURIE BECOME A POP STAR?! This deep dive episode is dedicated to everyone's favorite sleazy saga, Euphoria. While me and my bestie, Connor (@connorxbowman), would have liked to unpack Euphoria in its entirety, we only had enough breaths in us to focus on season 3. What a season it was! We talk about everything from the internet's hot takes, to Cassie's 50 foot woman tits, to Laurie's potential career endeavors had she not (spoiler!) hanged herself. She could've been the next Miss Rachel! Listen now <3

Lions, and tigers, and Azealia Banks wearing a crop top that says "lobotomy" in Hebrew - oh my! I kick this week's episode off by dissecting the recent viral video of Judi Jupiter abruptly interviewing Azealia Banks in NYC. Who knew that Azealia can play [kinda] nice sometimes! After that, I happily go on about Demna's latest Gucci show, but more specifically, how good Lindsay Lohan looked in attendance. Scrunched curls are back, baby! Next up is the scandalous new Netflix documentary, The Crash. Word to the wise - if you want to prove to the world that you're a rebellious bad girl... crashing your car into a brick wall with others in the vehicle is NOT the way to do it! Get a tattoo next time. Lastly, I talk about my fondness for Charli XCX's "SS26" music video, and Ariana Grande's polarizing new song "Hate That I Made You Love Me". Is the song about her Spongebob boyfriend or not?! Listen now <3

LOOK OUT TAYLOR SWIFT! There are two new pop divas to reckon with! The first one being my long time favorite, Trisha Paytas. I start out this episode by discussing Trisha Paytas in detail along with her multitude of career endeavors. What can't she do?! Next up, I get into my other favorite celebrity of the moment, Meg Stalter, and gab about her new hit single "Prettiest Girl In America". The song that will be the anthem of pride month! After that, I switch topics and discuss the new viral horror movie, Obsession (2025). If this movie teaches us anything, it is that it is very possible to make incredible cinema on a micro budget, AND all men are terrified of women once the girl catches feelings. Lastly, I end the episode by touching on John Travolta's latest head accessory (a beret) in Cannes. What was he thinking?! Listen now <3