GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

WTF?! Taylor Swift has no left armpit and she's pointing at a puddle on the floor?!?!? These are the two images she chose to promote her new song about Covid. After I complain about Taylor's recent artistic releases, I get into the most anticipated documentary of the year (decade?), You Can See Everything (2026). Is Elizabeth Holmes the most powerful liar girl of all time?! Next, I get into Channing Tatum's recently discovered burner account on Instagram. Do we believe that the mastermind behind @bidness_nonya could be anyone other than Chan? The jury is still out. Then I discuss another important documentary coming out that is all about the early oughts reality show, The Swan (2004-2005). You remember, right? The show where they turned ugly chicks into sexy ladies! Apparently, some of the contestants found the experience traumatic?! Shocker! Lastly, I discuss my fondness for Troye Sivan and his new music video for "Party". He performs analingus in the video!!! Listen now <3

Mother is mothering!!! Yes, not one, but TWO mothers to the gay community have become mothers themselves! Both Lady Gaga and Lena Dunham have welcomed children to planet E. Yay, mamas! After I congratulate them and comment on my personal disdain for children, I then of course have to talk about yet another icon's passing. We unfortunately lost Bob Mackie. He was the ultimate costume designer whom invented the word "iconic" with his artistry. Sad!!! Next up, I discuss the Emmys - or more so, the mind-bending ensemble that Shailene Woodley wore to the Emmys... WOAH. After that, I talk about why Practical Magic 2 (2026) wasn't a good movie, but I make sure to clarify that it is not NEARLY as bad as The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026). Thank god! Then I declare that everyone should be aware that Rebecca Black is BACK, baby. Her new single "Hot Wet Delirious" is all I listen to now. Lastly, I give my hot take on Sydney Sweeney's new "sports" ad. Will this girl ever put her tits away? Listen now! <3

Guess what?! More death. Yes, sadly this week we lost the feminist icon, Gloria Steinem. Believe it or not, she did WAY MORE than have a guest appearance on season 2, episode 4 of And Just Like That... As Che Diaz would say, she was always "stepping her pu$$y up". After that, I get to talking about the scandalous cancellation of John Galliano's Met museum exhibit. Will this man ever be able to redeem himself?! It appears not. However, he will always have a legacy of great gowns... beautiful gowns. Next, I talk about everyone's latest true crime obsession, Lindsay Clancy. This woman's life story is even worse than the story of Precious based on the novel Push by Sapphire! Also, the verdict of her case is yet to be unanimously decided. To lighten the mood, I then switch topics and talk about Miley Cyrus's new music video. She looks very good! Lastly, I talk about the new, unsettling film Buddy (2026) which brings any nightmares you had about Barney the dinosaur to life in horrifying detail. Listen now! <3

It's a sick, cruel, and unfair world... Dolly Parton has died. I spend a large portion of this episode paying my respects to the blonde, busty artist that she was, while also sharing all of her greatest and most generous accomplishments. Oh, but guess what?! More people died! I also discuss the loss of the beloved actor, Tim Curry. Be sure to pour SEVERAL drinks out for these cultural icons. Next, I switch things up by discussing how Addison Rae might in fact be God based on her recent Instagram caption. After that, I touch on AnnaLynne McCord's wedding and how she and her husband LITERALLY encouraged people to fund the ceremony through a website called "Honeyfund". How sick! Listen now <3

Hi! My name is Chanty Beluga! Did you know Gwyneth Paltrow is throwing a dinner in my honor at her Hamptons home? L-O-L ... Before I get into the lore of the new internet star named *Chanty Beluga*, we first must pay our respects to the late and great, Hayden Panettiere. Hayden is unfortunately one of several great child stars that has recently left us way too soon. After I share all of the details and theories surrounding Hayden's death, I get into the new vocal stim that is sweeping the nation... Chanty Beluga. Sometimes the world's greatest stars are just the kooky-named girl next door. Next, I talk about Lindsay Lohan's new beauty/skincare line while reminiscing about her past self-tanner, Sevin Nyne. Was I the only person that loved that sh!t? Also, I cant help but mention Kaia Gerber's recent story she shared about an exorcism being performed on her with a didgeridoo as a child. DA F**K?! In fashion news, Chanel ambassador Margaret Qualley recently wore the brand's dumbest pair of "shoes" ever. Google it. Lastly, I discuss the newest Practical Magic 2 (2026) trailer and how it gave me hope that the film would not be a complete train wreck. Listen now! <3