KATY PERRY X JUSTIN TRUDEAU, VOGUE WORLD, BUGONIA, MEGAN FOX
Katy Perry is already connected to love... Again! I kick off this week's episode with the hard launch between Katy and the s€xsi Canadian politician, Justin Trudeau. Maybe our pop girlie will try her hand at politics next! After discussing that news, I move onto even more confusing topics like Vogue World. WTF even is Vogue World? Well, apparently it consists of Nicole Kidman in Gilda (1946) cosplay and Gabbriette looking very hot. After I talk about other (better) ideas Vogue should be pursuing, I get side tracked and start going on about Megan Fox's recent appearance at a screening of Jennifer's Body (2009). What are your thoughts on Megan's getup to the event? Then I get back on track and dive into my new favorite collab between Emma Stone and Yorgos Lanthimos, Bugonia (2025). Conspiracy theories are lit! Lastly, I tell a very juicy story in my final EPCOT segment about a middle-aged esthetician and a cheating male pop star. Listen now! <3 NICOLE KIDMAN AT VOGUE WORLDGABBRIETTE AT VOGUE WORLD
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ADDISON RAE, THE PERFECT NEIGHBOR, AFTER THE HUNT, THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE
It's official! Addison Rae's concert tour has ended all human suffering. Well, not exactly, but kinda! I start off this episode of the pod by talking about how I saw Addison live in concert not once, but TWICE this past week! What an experience(s)!!! Then I get into the new Netflix doc called The Perfect Neighbor. It's all about this b!tch, Susan, who is anything but! Next up is Luca Guadagnino's new film, After The Hunt (2025). According to critics, this movie is a total flop, but according to me, this movie is really really good! I think my opinion is the correct one. Lastly, I talk about another poorly reviewed film, The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (2025). This movie might not be as thrilling as the 90s version, but it's still fun to see two white women fist fight in the kitchen. Listen now! <3
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MOVIE NIGHT: SLEEPAWAY CAMP & THE VVITCH
WE LOVE PROBLEMATIC CINEMA! Just kidding... but not really because in this movie night episode, Zach and Sloane from the Mummy Dearest Podcast (@mummydearestpodcast) help me pick apart every detail of the homoerotic cult horror classic, Sleepaway Camp (1983). Was kid's camp in the 80s a lawless cult where kids (boys) could s€xually violate each other while an underage transgender serial killer murdered morally corrupt campers? According to this film and it's allegedly hetero director, that was true to experience. After we go on about the film and our fondness for ugly-hot people, we switch over to the movie The VVitch (2015). Also, that is not a typo, the film's director Robert Eggers intentionally spelled witch "VVitch" for reasons that aren't clear. This film is all about how babies can vanish in the blink of an eye and goats are actually hot men that can seduce you into living "deliciously". It's also a great movie to nap to. Listen now! <3
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DIANE KEATON, VS FASHION SHOW, VICTORIA BECKHAM, SKIMS MERKINS
Everyone stop what you're doing and IMMEDIATELY pour one out for Diane Keaton. I start this episode by paying my respects to the icon that she was. It is always sad to lose someone that was such a unique artist because their impact can never be imitated or replicated. We all need to be more like Diane, and by that I mean we should all strive to be the truest versions of ourselves (and wear more crazy hats)! After that sad news, I pivot into some other jarring developments, except this time it's about faux pubic hair. Yes! SKIMS has just launched a wide variety of merkins that have already sold out! Did you by a pair of these furry little knickers? Next, I discuss some other not-so-furry knickers worn by all the s€xsi bombshells for this year's Victoria's Secret Fashion show. The tits are out and we are so back, baby! Then, more fashion content, I gab all about the new Netflix doc series about one of my lifelong idols, Victoria Beckham. A woman that has taught us that if you put your mind to something and look POSH while doing it, something good will eventually come. Never let the haters get you down! And lastly, during my closing EPCOT segment, I have even more tea on that crazy kook, Max Ehrich. He's wildin'! Listen now <3
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DOLLY PARTON, TAYLOR SWIFT, ED GEIN, MAX EHRICH
DO NOT WORRY!!! Dolly Parton is alive and well. Dolly herself provided the world with a wellness check after her sister gave America a terrifying jumpscare by telling us all to "pray for Dolly". After I assure everyone that Dolly "ain't dead yet" I get right into talking about The Life of a Showgirl. Apparently, the life of a showgirl isn't that exhilarating. In fact, some might say it's down right dusty. If you thought Taylor Swift was inspired by Nomi Malone, you thought wrong. It seems as though this album's inspiration more likely came from a ham and cheese sandwich wrapped in wax paper. Not the worst, but nothing that will make your panties drop. Next I dig into the new season of Monster that's all about Ed Gein. Charlie Hunnam plays the hot, murderous, titular character this season and he also speaks like Kermit the frog. Jury is still out on whether or not the voice is character accurate, but hell, if Tom Hanks won an Oscar for Forrest Gump, maybe Charlie just secured an Emmy! Lastly, I touch on the recent scandal surrounding Demi Lovato's ex, Max Ehrich. You'll never believe how I play into the story! Listen now <3
Girlblogger: The Podcast is created and hosted by Brett Collins. Broadcasted for any tumblr obsessed, self-proclaimed internet junkie that loves all things pop culture. This podcast will review shows, movies, fashion, celebrities, and all things fabulous while collecting perspectives from both guests that pop in and the listeners that give feedback. All hot takes are welcome!
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