GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

BIMBOFICATION! The new kink that's sweeping the internet thanks to republican husband, Bryon Noem! Yes, I am sure to break down this saucy, bizarre scandal in granular detail this episode. Honestly though, I hope Bryon owns his sexual oddities and starts an onlyfans to monetize! Become a full Barbie icon, my guy. After that, I switch topics completely and talk about my new favorite surface level (but stunning) documentary by Sofia Coppola about her gay bestie Marc Jacobs. Little me was obsessed with all things Marc, so to see these two on screen talking about Liza Minelli and Bob Fosse really makes me wanna throw on my sequin romper! After all that jazz, I discuss the new album of the summer, WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA by Slayyyter. We love to see a niche internet girlie have a come up. Also, justice for Brittany Murphy! Listen now <3

Ladies! If you are going to throw a metal bar stool at your man... be damn sure that he is not recording you! This week starts off with a bang as I dive into the entirety of scandal surrounding the very abrupt cancellation of the new season of The Bachelorette. Will Bachelor Nation survive after this?! After that mess, I get into the very anticipated new season of The Comeback. Valerie Cherish feels like part of my soul at this point, so a deep dive episode on all three seasons might be necessary! After that, I discuss the new horror sequel, Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026). Was it great? Not really. Although, it is thrilling to see Sarah Michelle Gellar slay gold diggers instead of vampires! Finally, I talk about the incredible "Hannahversary" in which Miley Cyrus pays tribute to the icon Hannah Montana for the 20th anniversary of the show.

P.S. There's more Chappell Roan drama! Listen now <3

AHHHH!!! Heidi Klum flopped so hard that it felt like a hate crime! This episode is mostly about the biggest night in Hollywood: The Oscars. Who won, who lost, and who looked like a dirty dish rag. Spoiler alert! Heidi Klum had a devastating fashion faux pas that I go on about for almost 20 minutes. Beyond all the Oscar discourse, I also talk about other important topics, such as Nicole Kidman's orgasmic appreciation for Tweety bird. Lastly, I have to complain about Chappell Roan and her recent Karen-esque behavior in Paris. Listen now! <3

Timothée Chalamet says no one cares about ballet and opera!!! Apparently, such comments will get you an internet beating and the potential loss of an Oscar. Aside from those harsh comments, Daryl Hannah was upset by the harsh portrayal of herself on Ryan Murphy's Love Story and has taken to the New York Times to air her grievances. If someone called me a cokewh0re, and I had never done coke, I'd correct them too! Moving on from that drama, I explain why the movie Slanted (2025) is a flop, despite it having some winning jokes throughout. Turns out, a film about a Chinese girl transforming into a Caucasian prom queen slut was not the masterpiece I had hoped for. To end the pod on a sad note, I tell you all about Christina Applegate's new memoir, You with the Sad Eyes. Apparently, our favorite hot, blonde, funny girl has been through a hell of a lot more than just MS in the decades we've been watching her on screen. Listen now! <3

Trying out something new out this episode - my CLONE will be hosting!!! JK, I do not have a clone, or at least not yet! Firstly, I of course have to address the latest internet conspiracy surrounding Jim Carrey. Can't a guy just get a chemical peel and some filler without being berated with clone accusations?! I mean, c'mon. After that, I take a long time explaining why Scream 7 (2026) is the worst film of the franchise. A POS, if you will. Then, sadly, I have to touch on Britney Spears' latest run-in with the law. We will always be rooting for her like how Tyra was rooting for Tiffany (except fr we are)!!! Then I very briefly talk about the SAG awar- err I mean the "Actor awards", before I finish everything off with my take on Demna's latest collection for Gucci. Listen now! <3