DO NOT WORRY!!! Dolly Parton is alive and well. Dolly herself provided the world with a wellness check after her sister gave America a terrifying jumpscare by telling us all to "pray for Dolly". After I assure everyone that Dolly "ain't dead yet" I get right into talking about The Life of a Showgirl. Apparently, the life of a showgirl isn't that exhilarating. In fact, some might say it's down right dusty. If you thought Taylor Swift was inspired by Nomi Malone, you thought wrong. It seems as though this album's inspiration more likely came from a ham and cheese sandwich wrapped in wax paper. Not the worst, but nothing that will make your panties drop. Next I dig into the new season of Monster that's all about Ed Gein. Charlie Hunnam plays the hot, murderous, titular character this season and he also speaks like Kermit the frog. Jury is still out on whether or not the voice is character accurate, but hell, if Tom Hanks won an Oscar for Forrest Gump, maybe Charlie just secured an Emmy! Lastly, I touch on the recent scandal surrounding Demi Lovato's ex, Max Ehrich. You'll never believe how I play into the story! Listen now <3
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NICOLE & KEITH, JIMMY KIMMEL, DEMNA AT GUCCI, TILLY NORWOOD
AURRR NAURRR!!! Our fav Aussie queen is separating from her flat iron-haired hubby of 19 years. I guess Nicole Kidman can finally throw those heels back on again! In this episode, I touch on the latest conscious uncoupling that is devastating Hollywood. Aside from marital drama, I also give my two cents on Jimmy Kimmel's unsettling "indefinite suspension" that thankfully only lasted a long weekend. If we can't make jokes about Trump's indifference... Why bother opening our mouths? Then I move on to more glamorous topics like Demna's first show as Gucci's creative director. Thank heavens somebody knows the importance of a sequin tube dress! Then I discuss other upsetting topics like the new AI "actress" called Tilly Norwood. This b!tch is pissing off more people than Jojo Siwa and she isn't even real! Then I bring up the new bombshell conspiracy theory that also seems to be the hill Candace Owens is willing to die on. The world feels quite bleak right now, but I'm determined to find some light. Listen now! <3
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MOVIE NIGHT: DEATH BECOMES HER & PRACTICAL MAGIC
Have you ever taken a potion from s€xsi stranger to secure a life of eternal youth and beauty? Have you ever helped your sister kill her abusive ex-boyfriend, resurrect him, and then immediately kill him a second time? Well, you could vicariously do all of these things by watching either Death Becomes Her (1992) or Practical Magic (1998)! Two cult films that have helped define my, and many other's, personalities. One of those other personalities is my dear friend Matt Shively (@mattshively). In this movie night episode Matt and I break down exactly why both of these *autumnal* movies have only gotten better with time. We detail everything from alternate endings, director's cuts, and Matt's complicated sexuality. Listen now! <3
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EMMYS, CHARLIE SHEEN, LINDSAY LOHAN, AMANDA KNOX
Charlie Sheen is gay!!! Well, not really. He is getting candid about his homoerotic (crack fueled) escapades, though. Before I get into Charlie and his new Netflix documentary I comment on this year's Emmys. I would really love it if some celebs started to style themselves because I'm starting to think everyone is looking a tad too polished. Just an observation! I also can't help but talk about my new favorite Lindsay Lohan Instagram post in which she combines photos of herself on plates of food. How deliciously creative! Then I talk about the amazing new episode of The Goop Podcast featuring the wrongfully convicted hottie, Amanda Knox. How did this girl hold on to her sanity? Lastly, I touch on my disliking of Kate Middleton's overly highlighted hair. Get back to the salon and fix it, princess! Listen now <3
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MOVIE NIGHT: FATAL ATTRACTION & TOTAL RECALL (feat. THNK 1994)
The bunny is boiling over! Grab your best VR workout outfit get moving. In this is a very special episode, me and the pop culture historians, Matt and Viviana (@thnk1994), recap two cinematic masterpieces. I have selected to discuss Fatal Attraction (1987) so we can finally set the record straight on how Glenn Close's character is in fact NOT a villain in this film... She was just a woman in love! Matt and Viviana have chosen the Verhoeven/Schwarzenegger classic, Total Recall (1990). Hopefully we're only a few years away from mentally vacationing on Mars to see hookers with three tits! Finally, I have to ask everyone about their hottest takes on And Just Like That... The answers might surprise you! Listen now <3
Girlblogger: The Podcast is created and hosted by Brett Collins. Broadcasted for any tumblr obsessed, self-proclaimed internet junkie that loves all things pop culture. This podcast will review shows, movies, fashion, celebrities, and all things fabulous while collecting perspectives from both guests that pop in and the listeners that give feedback. All hot takes are welcome!
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