GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

Kylie Jenner in a 50 million dollar fantasy bra?! The people seem so angry I was scared they might slap her perfect tits off! I start off this episode by getting into America's most loved (hated?) live streamed fashion show. So much to say! Next, I discuss my confusion around Megan Fox's latest business venture into an OnlyFans type platform called "Subs". How much money did she make? Will she show hole? Nothing is for certain as of now. After that, I praise the new show Crystal Lake and it's star, Linda Cardellini. I'm ready for season two! Throw another lady in a deep fryer (spoiler). Then I address the latest internet mini-scandal involving Lucy Hale's recent Instagram reel. Can everyone please stop overusing the word "glamorize"?! Lastly, I obsess over my new favorite movie, Wicker (2026). This movie will make you want to f**k anything made out of wicker (or any type of wood) and I mean that in the best way!!! Listen now <3

There is life before YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING (2026) and life after YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING (2026). This episode me and my bestie Connor (@connorxbowman) get into, what could quite possibly be, the most fascinating documentary of all time. Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim have created the most mind-bending showcase of disgraced Theranos owner, Elizabeth Holmes, and her narcissistic (well hung) husband, Billy Evans. We talk about everything from Elizabeth's Chuck E. Cheese lookin' face to Billy's bizarre control over his imprisoned wife's X account. There is so much to unpack here! Listen now <3

There was Bette Davis vs. Joan Crawford, Nas vs. Jay-Z, Taylor Swift vs. Kanye, AND NOW... Kelly Clarkson vs. the "curiosity shop", Art of Play. After I start the episode by announcing my excitement for the Girls (2012-2017) revival, I get into the viral feud between the original American Idol winner and a Brooklyn store owner that is gatekeeping a mechanical bird. Who would've guessed this would be the most exciting drama of 2026?! Then I get into the more serious (and violent) drama surrounding Selma Blair and her recent plane debacle. Surprisingly, this wasn't her first mid-air SNAFU! Next, I explain why Shane Gillis' recent SNL monologue sucked. If you are going to make a joke about something... tell a joke. Don't state a criticism. After that, I talk about Christy Carlson Romano and her very click-baity book campaign. Homegirl is spilling all the [luke warm] tea she's got! Finally, I talk about Jessica Chastain's latest scream queen film, Other Mommy (2026). Coraline (2009) might be a better movie, but I swear this other OTHER mommy movie is not as bad as critics are saying! Listen now <3

AHHHHHH!!! What is that?! Is it an evil clown disguised as a republican news anchor? Oh. It's the wife of a billionaire... I start off this episode by addressing the elephant in the room: Susan Dell's bizarre facial transformation and its viral moment online. After that, I give a quick update on Gypsy-Rose Blanchard before discussing the latest fashion week feud between EJ Johnson and Rihanna. If this mini-scandal has taught us anything, it is to not cross BadGalRiRi or she will destroy you on Instagram with one word. Next, I give my thoughts on both Ryan Murphy's Lizzie Borden season of Monster and Mike Flanagan's new Carrie mini-series. I have lots of opinions even though it didn't finish either show. One question: why did Mike Flanagan turn Carrie White into a Mormon sister-wife? Finally, I get into the new film adaptation of Colleen Hoover's book, Verity (2026). The movie sucked! The book had Verity sucking D&C all day long, while the movie had nothin' but PB&J sandwiches. What a bummer! Listen now <3

The VMAs happened! Apparently, Madonna had a laser shoved up her ass and she had to let us all know. Also, Taylor Swift may or may not have invented an award just to ensure she could break her VMA tie with Beyoncé. B!tch. After that, BREAKING NEWS: Gypsy-Rose Blanchard might be involved in another murder?! THE SECOND TOWER HAS BEEN HIT! Next, I discuss the disturbing case of the Cornell 7 and my strong belief that greek life should be dismantled at universities. Then I discuss the new documentary on Hulu all about The Swan (2004-2005) and how it's not quite as salacious as we all hoped. Also, did you know Alix Earle has never read a book? I shame her for it. Lastly, I discuss the new film, Primetime (2026) and my new obsession with Robert Pattinson! Listen now <3