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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG
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    Agents of the Inquisition - 2.12 - Welcome to Fontus

    2026/04/02 | 52 mins.
    Morgan escaped her pursuers from the bar, and the Inquisitorial band boarded Stevius’s ship on the way to the Tau-infested planet Vorix. On the way, they debated what else they could offer their smuggler other than the auramite Aquila pendant he was expecting as payment. Having come to no agreement, they took Stevius up on his offer to play regicide and turned their game into a wager. Damien won them free passage to and from Vorix, allowing them to keep all their auramite and offering only to protect Stevius from those on the planet looking to collect on his debts.

    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

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    Agents of the Inquisition - 2.11 - Double or Nothing

    2026/03/26 | 48 mins.
    The planet Vorix has been infested by Tau and the agents have been tasked with removing them. Morgan, Damien, and Solomon donned their disguises as Imperial preachers and boarded the Janus II space station to meet their contact, Stevius Funkhauser, and procure passage to Vorix. Hoping to pay him less than his asking price, they plied him with drinks first, but when Morgan realized the bar didn’t take thrones as payment, they tried to dash. The bartender, however, pulled out a lasgun, Morgan retaliated with her knife to fatal effect, and she tried to follow her fleeing companions through a now angry mob of people.

    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

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    Agents of the Inquisition - 2.10 - The Galaxy’s Luckiest Charmer

    2026/03/19 | 52 mins.
    The Lucky Strike re-entered the Warp, and Morgan informed Solomon and Damien that they were in greater danger, but did not relay that the danger was now in the form of the Alpha Legion. Avarice briefed them on their next mission. The Tau had inexplicably established themselves on an Imperial world and blockaded the planet against a small force of Imperial ships. The agents have been tasked with resolving the current impasse and removing the Tau from the planet without it turning into a firefight. They will be entering the system disguised as preachers and hope to infiltrate the humans who have seemingly joined the Tau’s cause.

    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

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    Agents of the Inquisition - 2.09 - The Body Remembers

    2026/03/12 | 51 mins.
    The crew of the Lucky Strike was becalmed for 137 days. Solomon and Talos Ivo discussed Solomon’s Book of Ezekiel, and Damien in turn spent time with Solomon discussing his own, official, bible. Valentyne and Morgan spoke via astropath and the Inquisitor revealed that the code word was in fact the war cry of the Alpha Legion. As a precaution, Morgan then arranged to record the genetic sequences of everyone on the ship to ensure none of them is replaced by an imposter during future missions.

    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

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    Agents of the Inquisition - 2.08 - Failure Is Not An Option

    2026/03/05 | 51 mins.
    Solomon had Talos Ivo sanctify his auramite-infused xenos glaive by inscribing symbols onto it that represented his companions. Avarice learned that the captain of the crew that attacked them and abducted the Judge was Libertine Morwith, a human who was raised in Drukhari captivity and escaped to become a rogue trader. They decided not to pursue the Judge, having no idea where he went and trusting that it was Valentyne’s intention for him to be taken and that he would be returned to them. Morgan sent a coded message to Valentyne to inform him about Hydra Dominatus.

    Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

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About The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra)! Dive in now to find out why it's been downloaded more than 2.5M+ times!
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