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- Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition continued preparing for their next mission alongside the Inquisitork. The Judge continued his ork-ducation and learned about Ork klans and weapon names. Damien continued to experiment with the “green fury” of Ork warp energy and realized there were two schools of xenos psykery: the brutal and the cunning. Solomon discussed his distrust of Morgan’s secrecy with Stevius before ultimately deciding he needed to speak with her. And Morgan found little information on the Blackstone pylon or the Damascus system before she was forced to face the challenges of leadership in a conversation with Solomon. She won him over, but he ended the conversation asking if there were any secrets she was holding back. Will Morgan risk telling Solomon and the others the team is operating under Special Condition? Or will she stay true to her paranoia and make sure they don’t hesitate to follow her?
Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition began preparing for their next mission alongside the Inquisitork. Morgan worked with Avarice and CL053T to build a hypnomat machine to speed-teach the Judge Ork Kultur and customs. Solomon spent his time training Whistler and finally taught the Kroot Hound basic commands in a way that stuck. But most importantly of all, Damien and the Judge began training alongside the Inquisitork itself. The Judge allowed himself to be battered by the creature before bringing in some combat servitors to really let the Ork release its aggression. Damien, throughout this process, began to identify and get in touch with “the Green Fury” a term he uses to describe Ork psyker effects. He’s already learned a new painful form of Ork healing and how to force people to speak the truth. With only days left before their mission begins - can Damien truly become a Wyrdboy and can the Judge learn how to take over the Inquisitork’s body and become a convincing Warboss?
Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - Last episode, the Inquisitork was released from its cryopod and the Inquisitorial band were thrust into a battle for dominance. Pushing the Judge to the fore, the rest of the team attempted to assist him in overcoming the creature. Damien ended up heavily injured, but the hierarchy of dominance was established cleanly: Morgan is “Boss Boss” and the Judge is “Da Nob”, under which serves the Inquisitork. Morgan realized Damien would need proximity to the Ork to figure out how the xenos psyker powers work, and with the conflict over and the Inquisitork fed, returned to her quarters. The Judge apologized privately to Morgan for his previous blasphemous statements about the Inquisitor and requested a canine body to repair Rex2 - but Morgan told him he would only receive it after the mission if his work impressed her.
Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - Last episode, Avarice gave Morgan the information required for her team’s upcoming mission. She learned the Inquisitork was an Ork that had been altered to be loyal to the Inquisition and was currently being thawed out of a cryo-pod onboard the Lucky Strike. She also learned her team’s mission is to convince an ork armada to leave a Blackstone pylon codenamed “Ravenor”. It will be an undercover mission with Damien training alongside the Inquisitork to learn how to act as a “Wyrd Boy”, and the Judge is to use his wraithbone implants to take over the Inquisitork’s body and become Warboss of the Ork forces. Valentyne intended for the Judge to have learned the Ork language, Ork Kultur, Ork weaponry, Ork Psychology and all things Ork during his captivity with Libertine Morwith. However, when Morgan explained this to the team the Judge pulled her aside and admitted he learned nothing during his captivity and made furious statements about the Inquisitor’s incompetence. Morgan promised the Judge future punishment for his heresy and told him HE would be judged after this mission. They returned to the rest of the team - but before they could talk further the Inquisitork was revived and Morgan now finds herself facing off with a xenos wearing a custom-made Commissar’s uniform in CL053T’s hold. Can the agents of the Inquisition survive meeting their newest teammate?
Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - Last episode, the Judge finally underwent a dangerous Rejuvenat treatment. Despite CL053T’s lack of experience providing the procedure the Judge fully recovered, though he lost a few of his core memories in the process. Solomon was relieved to see a bit of the Judge’s interest in regicide remained. Relieved by the Judge’s recovery, Morgan went to the chapel and found herself having a heart-to-heart conversation with Damien, who revealed at first his frustrations but eventually his interest in becoming an Interrogator as well. She buoyed his spirits before finding an uneasy rest along with the rest of the team as they travelled through the warp. The next morning, before the others awoke, Morgan decided at Avarice’s prompting that in the future she would call upon Spartacus and his Kroot to help her party instead of sourcing an Imperial Guard regiment. With this decision made Morgan was sent to tell CL053T to wake up the “Inquisitork” which she found deeply concerning.
Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.
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