episode one hundred & seventeen: New respect for gerbils
Yes, you read that title correctly. We have a profound respect for gerbils up here and won't hear a word against them. If you take issue with that, or indeed with Rodentia in general, well, we would remind you that the characteristic that defines Rodentia is a "single pair of continuously growing incisors in each of the upper and lower jaws,"* so let THAT keep you awake at night.
And that podcast you heard at the top of the show? Mission: Rejected. Make sure you check it out and give it five stars and all that good stuff.
You’ve been listening to:
Pete Barry as Bob
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Mr Southers, Joe, and Howard
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia.
Sarah Golding is Mrs Sheffield
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator
John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.
Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
*OK, fine, it's from Wikipedia, we were in a hurry.
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episode one hundred & sixteen: No narration after meanwhile
Look, when your life is in the hands of someone who only recently gave up huffing glue, you keep your will updated and hope for the best.
Such is the situation our four guests find themselves in, but hey, they agreed to be part of this season of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Off This Toxic Planet, so on their own heads be it, really.
Dr Theo (swoon) has sabotaged their escape "plan" for purposes that are hazy at best and really f*&king stupid at worst, and now the crew are stuck on a planet that's trying its celestial best to kill them.
Will they survive? More importantly, will IaCGMOTTP be renewed for another season? Until next time, Space Monkeys, go get some sun. Really, you're looking a little peaky.
Thanks as ever to the wonderful Mission: Rejected podcast for lending us their voices and talent and not immediately sending us a Cease & Desist order after reflecting upon their choices. (They recently did a live show — you can see the hilarious video here: https://youtu.be/KpGsFitlbS4?si=CGOg7_CIsKj2LRRo.)
You’ve been listening to:
Emmet Dowgin as the Director’s Assistant
Pete Barry as Bob
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Caden Dowgin as the Director.
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
John Dowgin as Gritz
Eric Perry as Howard, Mr Southers, and Joe
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Faith Dowgin as Mivv
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
J Michael DeAngelis as Telf
Bob Killian as Zblatt.
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.
John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.
Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fable and folly dot com and support our sponsors.
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Oz 9 recommends: Who the F**k Killed My Sister
Y'all. Y'ALL.
Ok, we've given you no reason to respect our judgment, but we're not wrong on this one. Sure, OK, we were wrong about the forniculator — yeah, that's not a thing — but we're right about this. You are going to LOVE this show.
WTFKMS is super-smart, funny, and moves faster than Olivia making fun of Madeline's math skills. Give the episode here a listen, then trot on over to your podcatcher of choice to binge all eight eps.
Do remember, please, to subscribe, rate, review, and share. It's a nice wee gift for the creators. :)
Find it here: whothefkilled.com
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episode one hundred & fifteen: Are you...twerking?
Stuck on Planet Bob where pretty much everything is awful all the time, the crew is freezing and desperate for a safe place to ... well, to screw up, if their past is any indication. Huddled for warmth, buffeted by high winds, they suddenly hear the faint sounds of laughter and applause. Because of course they do.
You've been listening to:
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Introducing Caden Dowgin as the Director
Introducing Emmet Dowgin as the Assistant Director
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
Introducing John Dowgin as Gritz
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr von Haber Zetzer, and Howard
Introducing Faith Dowgin as Mivv
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Introducing J Michael DeAngelis as Telf
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Introducing Bob Killian as Zblatt
Kyle Jones as Narrator Two
Chris Nadolny Gourley as your Narrator
Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
Our thanks and a hearty recommendation to listen to https://www.missionrejected.com/https://www.missionrejected.com/, an extremely funny podcast about the guys who get the mission when the first guy rejects it.
Until next time, Space Monkeys, yes, you probably ought to get that thing looked at.
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episode one hundred & fourteen: Cigars, piles of meat, and someone else's liquor
The crew are tramping aimlessly across the blistering and occasionally freezing surface of Planet KTAALNS (Kill Them All And Leave No Survivors, otherwise known as "Bob") and things are pretty grim. Like, not even Brothers Grimm, more Quintuplets Grimm, plus a few singles and a couple sets of Twins Grimm. Just very very grim.
I mean, they might survive, but even if they do, they're going to smell really bad, and does anyone need that right now?
You've been listening to:
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Mark Restuccia as C4 from the Best in Galaxy podcast
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Howard
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry is Captain Madeline and Olivia
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle.
Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator
John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.
Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Big thanks to Mark Restuccia for C4ing C4's lines.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
Find out more about 10 Apocalypses and Citeog Podcasts here: https://www.citeogpodcasts.com/
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It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.
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