Our Fair City

Loyal Policies: this week, we’re excited to bring you something very different from our usual fare: a very special crossover episode produced by Improvised Star Trek. This episode was originally broadcast in May of 2014, and is completely improvised from an title provided by a listener. A huge thank you to Improvised Star Trek for allowing us to rebroadcast! You can find Improvised Star Trek on Facebook here, or on twitter at @improvstartrek.
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Lt. Commander Crick Watson— Sean Kelley
Commander Corbomite Hayes— Chris Rathjen
Ensign Ch’arles Lorem— Nick Wagner
Captain Julius Valentine Baxter— Matt Young
Borg— Nick Wagner
Ensign Lackey— Griffen Eckstein
Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
Ensign Greg— Matt Young
Lt. Commander Fritz Fassbinder — Griffen Eckstein
Urg— Matt Young
Simon— Mark Soloff
Doctor Octavius— Matt Young

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As we come to the conclusion of the first half of the Sixth season of the True Historical Retellings of Our Fair City, we invite all Loyal Policies to join us. Join us in shunning the Outsider. Join us in shaming the Dissident. Join us in exposing the disloyal Hendersonians working amongst us, striving through craft and word and violence against the great work of HartLife. Even as they work to rend our Mighty Tower apart, listen: and remember. Their words are hollow, their victories are meaningless, their actions fruitless when compared to the great history of Our Fair City.
The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Clear Skies Tim— Clint Worthington
Greyson— David Rheinstrom
Jack— Mark Soloff
Old Man— Clayton Faits
Stephen— Ryan Bond
Sully— Whitney Jones
Alison Dalton— Nina O’Keefe
The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Dann Tincher. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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Loyal Policies, enjoy this True Retelling of the Battle of Waste Field Three, and see for yourselves through the propaganda and lies spread by malicious elements within the company. Truly, none of these Policies, disloyal as they were, could have survived without the mercy and beneficence of the company. Do not believe their lies. Do not believe your ears. Believe only in the power of HartLife…all the life you’ll ever need.
The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Clear Skies Tim— Clint Worthington
Greyson— David Rheinstrom
Jack— Mark Soloff
Old Man— Clayton Faits
Stephen— Ryan Bond
Sully— Whitney Jones
Alison Dalton— Nina O’Keefe
Peat— Jared Latore
The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Damian Duffy. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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In tonight’s seasonal retelling of the True History of the HartLife Corporation, we rejoin Simon Von Hagens (Dead Disposal Driver) and Theodora Thoreau Roosevelt (Window Washer and Amateur Naturalist) as they spelunk deeper into the caves and warrens below the city in search of the Queen of the AntPeople. Will they discover their new adversary, or will the come upon something much, much more dangerous to their corporate welfare? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.
The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Simon Von Hagens— Mark Soloff
Theodora Thoreau Roosevelt— Kat Evans
Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Photo shoot designed, produced, and directed by Ryan Schile, photography by Sebastian Orr, makeup by Tara Schile. Featuring (R to L) Tara Schile, Ryan Schile, Mark Soloff, Kat Evans. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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We return to our erstwhile heroes, Charles Wynn, Alison Dalton, and Cassandra Wilkins as they flee the ant menace through HartLife's ventilation system. Will they find safety, succor, and Cassie's family...or only more horror? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City...continues.
The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Alison Dalton— Nina O'Keefe
Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
Cassie Wilkins— Ele Matelan
The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
Operator— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by Stephanie Spence. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Dan Streeting. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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