Off With Their Headlines

While the news hasn't been silly in most parts of the world, in the world of royal reporting...it's been fairly silly.

We kick things off with Kensington Palace's "big announcement" about the Prince and Princess of Wales and the "hidden not-so subtle" nod in Kate's pantsuit. Then we move out with Randy Andy, who is reportedly getting refurbished digs as a consequence for things he has continued to deny.
Finally, Meredith catches Amanda up with the latest on Prince Harry's case against the publishers of The Daily Mail and why this has been a m e s s y pretrial.

Thank you to our Patreon press secretaries, Molly, Nikki, and Jessica, and our Crown Jewel.....Sir Chrrrrissstopher of the Order of the Garter of the Baby's breath, yadda yadda yadda. We love ya all.

New episodes every Wednesday and Friday!

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We’re looking ahead to royal tours slated for 2026, unpacking the news that William and Kate have hired a “crisis comms” professional for what KP insists is a non-crisis role (sure Jan!), and taking a fashion detour with Golden Globes 2026 looks we think would actually work for royal women.
We also check in on everyone’s favorite radon-laden prison, HMP Dartmoor, which is still paying millions to the Duchy of Cornwall, and break down a truly wild headline attempting to spin Meghan’s high sales numbers as a negative.
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New episodes every Wednesday and Friday!

Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines

Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.

Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at [email protected]
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Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026

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It was a busy week back to working royal duties and there was plenty of news to cover. We celebrate Kate's 44th birthday, discuss her first surprise royal engagement with Prince William, follow back up on The Times UK profile that allegedly upset King Charles and Camilla, before moving on to 2 equally insane Meghan, Duchess of Sussex stories, ending with William, Kate, and that chopper video.

New episodes every Wednesday and Friday!

Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines

Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.

Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at [email protected]
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Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026

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Hours worked or impact made? Visibility or substance? This week’s episode is all about how royal labor is defined, sold, and scrutinized…and why the metrics rarely tell the full story.

We unpack the news that Prince Harry has almost regained armed protection, revisit the long-running debate over the “hardest working royals” (and what the Court Circular really measures), and break down why claims about William and Kate “highlighting British excellence” in 2026 feel… redundant. Isn’t that…the job?

We also look at some tired (yet always amusing!) reporting around Meghan’s brand, and a round of 44th birthday coverage about Kate that reveals *checks notes* …very little.
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New episodes every Wednesday and Friday!

Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines

Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.

Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at [email protected]
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Join Amanda in London - Oct. 2026
Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026

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As a little treat we made the Friday News Dump a little longer this week...also because, there is a lot of news that's newsing!

Timestamps:
2:32 Andrew related cover pp by the Cabinet Office?
7:05 Archewell gets a rebrand amidst staffing changes.
21:48 Crown Princess Mette Marit of Norway may need a lung transplant.
29:50 Sandringham walk about // the Wales children and superfans.
36:11 Prince George does a royal engagement with his father.
39:10 Field sport controversies on Royal Estates

Thank you Patreon Press Secretaries: Molly, Nikki, Lulu, and Jessica! And to our Crown Jewel, Sir Christopher!

New episodes every Wednesday and Friday!

Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines

Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.

Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at [email protected]
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Join Amanda in London - Oct. 2026
Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026

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