Welcome to Pattern Play! Pattern Play is your twice-weekly hit of Premier League drama, laughs, and proper football talk. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of comedians, tacticians, and die-hard fans from Jozi to London, we break down the gameweeks, rage over FPL, unpack the headlines, preview the clashes, and play games that get a little too spicy. New episodes every Tuesday and Friday — come share the vibe with us.
Pattern Play is your twice-weekly dose of Premier League chaos, comedy, and analysis. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of football-mad contributors – including Linde Sibanda, Chervon Chetty, Jude van Wyk, Matthew Mashiane, Balin Benissan, and Sal Abrahams – we bring you gameweek breakdowns, Fantasy Premier League rants, headlines worth debating, previews worth arguing over, and games worth losing friends over.From Arsenal meltdowns to United delusions, Chelsea chaos to Liverpool false dawns, Pattern Play is your go-to football fix that’s fun, structured, and accessible – whether you're a casual fan or a tactics nerd. New episodes drop every Monday and Thursday evening. Come for the banter, stay for the insight.
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