Doom Generation

It's June Swoon and it's just the two of us makin' it if we try! We're taking you to a time of fuck ass hair where wigs were available yet denied, Dan Hedaya's triumphant return, love criminals, Holly Hunter mid masturbation at all times, that Ewan McGregor smile with the natural teeth that make it, circulatory system facts and a lil' ruffage to get it out. Bark once for yes, twice for no and beware the spittle string. Welcome to the heaven of glamorous pussy somewhere beyond the sea, live A Life Less Ordinary this time on Doom Generation.

Feel the POWER OF THE NIGHT-UH to complete the circle of Mayhem! We're talking butter moms and greasy dads, 17 year olds with receding hairlines, Blow Pop aliens, plucking on purpose, doll preservation, ice cold Minute Maid, another creature for the dollhouse, Tears AND Fears! You better put some Wesson on it and maybe check your toilet - it's Critters! Transmitting straight to your fillings now on Doom Generation!

We're ssssssssneakin' up on you with our next adventure in Mayhem and there's more where that snake comes from! This time we're sssssservin' up Kurt Russell's lazy eye, gigantic presidential fingers, a familiar hobo, surprise Salt N' Pepa, copper choppers, posse's on Broadway and LIMPS NACK!
Oh you thought we were dead?! Grab a chair, have a rest have a think and don't Pisskins - come along with us as we Escape From New York, this time on Doom Generation.

Mayhem continues out in the wastelands of Australia (that we can't believe Tessa can see). Skipping straight through to the third installment of a series brings a buff Phil Collins, Tina Turner worship, levels of shit smells, cul-de-sac farts, surprise Down's Syndrome, the large waxed leathermen we want and need, unexplained light sources, NOT Iron Man, a cow-car (the second stupidest vehicle) and a baby that goes down the HOOOOOOOOOOLE. Get your pocky-lips fit on and head towards Bartertown - two hosts enter but both of us leave, we don't fight or anything. It's Auntie's choice, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, up next on Doom Generation!

The Mayhem continues and this time it's dropping in on a web! We're bringing you pulsating sacs that we recommend you don't investigate, smokin' trees, wildlife conservation, surprise Count Duckula and back to back fire fights while on fire! Go ahead, throw the Chateau and don't finger that web because we ALL have Arachnophobia, this time on Doom Generation!